15. ruj 2012.

Promo Tour & Giveaway - I Kill Me by Tracy H. Tucker

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Book summary: 

Christine Bacon has a fatal attraction. To all things fatal. A veteran hypochondriac, her near-death experiences are exacerbated when her husband proposes they have a menage a trois with Eleanor, his busty British massage therapist, to "shake things up." Christine reluctantly agrees (although she is more wholesome than threesome), never expecting just how much she'd be rattled. As her marriage to Richard, a/k/a "Dick," falls apart, so, too, does Christine, whose fear of her own demise causes her to research every freckle, blemish, cough, bump, lump, tingle and hiccup. She isn't a doctor, but she plays one on the internet. 

There is solace for Christine: in raising daughters Lily and Carli, leaning on her friends, and wearing out the shower massager. In order to heal, she struggles to become her own person and to view her symptoms (and ex-husband) as less malignant, while searching for that special someone who will love her--despite her grave condition.


I could think of two big reasons why this threesome wasn’t going to work: her boobs. When my husband of nineteen years told me he wanted to “spice things up,” I was envisioning sex toys…spanking…chocolate-covered penis. The kinkiest thing we had done thus far was Richard tying me to the bedposts. We’d had a code for him to untie me if I started to freak out. The code was me saying, untie-me-right-now. So when he first proposed the idea of a playmate, I was shocked. I mean, who did that, anyway? Certainly, not us. He was an insurance salesman whose specialty was planning for a secure future. I was a high school English teacher. We lived in the wholesome Green Mountain State. And we were parents—which was something Eleanor Wilkinson definitely was not, as was evident by her breasts.
            They were truthfully too big to be called “perky.” Thing One and Thing Two were up and out. My breasts, on the other hand, were not only small (32 B minus) but had turned into saggy, limp skin sacs with droopy areolae and indifferent nipples from two years of nursing babies. So it was very much unappreciated that my husband wanted to invite someone with a cup size further along in the alphabet than mine to join us under the covers.
                It had all started with a trigger point. Richard had been complaining of his upper back muscles being tight, and since I knew he’d been under a lot of stress at work, I got him a gift certificate to a local spa. Eleanor, a transplant from England with what Richard called a “killer accent,” was his massage therapist. After about four sessions of seeing her, Richard mentioned that someone at the office had engaged in a threesome, and then said what did I think of that. I said a twosome was more than enough for me, and the conversation had ended. The morning after his sixth massage, he told me over breakfast (while the girls were upstairs getting ready for school) that he thought he might like to try a threesome, and what did I think of that. I had stirred my coffee a bit too vigorously so that some of it slopped over the sides of the mug and onto the table. I had not known what to answer, and thought it wise that I refrained from my initial response of what the FUUCKK?! After a few moments, I whispered (so the kids wouldn’t hear), why didn’t we just watch some good porn instead?
            That’s not what I’m talking about, he snorted. I feel like we need to really shake things up here. Make it exciting again.
            Aren’t I enough for you? I asked. I didn’t understand this; we’d had sex three times last week, and I’d gone down on him every time. Even when he hadn’t showered immediately before.
            I need a change, he had answered. Sorry, but I’m just being honest.
            That was when I got scared. And I said, okay.


We also have a giveaway today. There will be two winners. One winner will get print copy of I Kill Me and it's US/CAN only! Second winner will get the ebook copy of I Kill Me and it's of course International!
Just fill the form. I'll contact winner via email and they'll have 48 h to respond. If not, another winner will be chosen.

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Until the next time,

Broj komentara: 8:

  1. This isn't my usual kind of read, but it actually sounds pretty funny. The MCs neurosis seem like a great foil to her overwhelming life. I might have to check this one out.

  2. I haven't read it yet, so I can't tell you much! But good luck, I hope you get it :)

  3. I like that it's about a hypochondriac but I don't think I want to read a book about a menage a trois.
    I would have nicknamed him Dick too. lol.

  4. Ohhhh....this sounds interesting, but not really my thing! And I agree with Adriana..I would have called him a Dick too! :p *wink*

  5. I'm with you girls! So Dick it is! :P *wink*

  6. Not the book for me, but that cover is pretty hilarious. I think this might be an entertaining read for people who usually enjoy adult content. Thanks for sharing! :)

  7. Yeah I like the cover too, but as you said not book for me! :) Thank you! ;)

  8. Just want to say thank you to Tanja and Glass for featuring my book! For those of you who were concerned about the "menage a trois" - I want to reassure you that it does not actually happen :), and the very few sex scenes in the book are NOT explicit - I don't write erotica. The threesome at the beginning was admittedly a risk I took, and it actually turns out to be more humorous than anything. Again, thanks to all for participating, and would love to hear from anyone who reads the book!



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