Expected publication: July 26th, 2013
They took everything: her family, her home, her childhood.
By the age of nineteen, Raven has spent most of
her life in the sprawling slums of America, fighting as a rebel against the
dictatorship. When the rebellion steals an experimental time-travel device, she
travels back five decades to the year 2013. Her plan: assassinate the future
dictator when he is still young and vulnerable, long before he comes to power.
She must move fast to reshape history, because agents from her own time are on
her trail, ready to execute her on sight.
Guest post
Diagnose Your Dystopia! by J.L. Bryan
Something’s not right with the world. You know it, you can feel it, and you’re
probably going to die because of it.
Congratulations, you’ve just discovered that you live in a nightmarish
dystopian future!
The next question: what kind of dystopia? If you’re going to live, you’ll need to know
this stuff. Fortunately, we’ve assembled
a handy checklist to help you diagnose your dystopia.
Total Surveillance State: If they’re watching your every
move, including your facial expressions and body language so they can read your
thoughts, and eavesdropping on all your conversations...hey, you’re not
paranoid, you just live in an Orwellian total surveillance state! Odds are,
they’re trying to control all media and information, including changing past
records to suit their ever-changing lies. There may be no escape, so your best
bet is try and hook up with that hottie from work before the oppressors destroy
your mind and soul. Good luck!
Game Show-ocracy: If you find yourself cast into a
game-show-to-the-death with a name like “The Running Man” or “The Hunger
Games,” then you’ve entered a world where game shows keep the public
complacent. If you play the game right, you
might just topple the evil rulers of your society, but you’ll have to break a
few rules to succeed. If you’re trapped
in a game show-ocracy, my best advice is to contact Alex Trebek from Jeopardy! That guy has all the answers.
Happy Dystopia: Hey, maybe things aren’t so bad. Maybe in this Brave New World society, the
rulers encourage sex, drugs, and other completely harmless entertainments to
keep the population busy and content.
You can try to whip up a rebellion if you want, right after you take
your happy pills, eat your chocolate, get a pedicure and a massage...maybe have
a nap...is this really a dystopia?
The State of Weird Ideas:
Is everyone forced to wear pink bunny hats at all times? Or perhaps the letter “Q” is forbidden by
law? Sounds like you live in a world
where a completely loopy-fruits dictator has come to power! Your best bet is to play along while it
lasts, but if you really want to shake things up, try being even weirder than
the law requires.
We hope that this short pamphlet has somewhat enhanced your
chances of surviving through this unfortunate dystopian period, and living onto
into the even more miserable dark age to come!
In the comments below, you could tell us what kind of
dystopia you would prefer, or which kind you would most want to avoid.
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Until the next time,
"If you’re trapped in a game show-ocracy, my best advice is to contact Alex Trebek from Jeopardy! That guy has all the answers." <-- This made me laugh so hard. lol Thanks for sharing!
OdgovoriIzbrišiYeah great post right! :) I was laughing so hard after I read it :) Thanks Sara :)
IzbrišiI definitely do NOT want to be in the game show-ocracy type of dystopian world. I would die so quickly. Katniss I am not. I might have a fighting chance in the Happy Dystopia or the State of Weird Ideas. I could just go with the flow and see what happens:) Love this guest post!
OdgovoriIzbrišiLOL You see I would try! But still I would dye first :D Thanks Jenny. I'm glad you like it :)
IzbrišiInteresting Cover and great guest post :)
OdgovoriIzbrišiJanina @ Synchronized Reading
I'm glad you like it Janina :)
IzbrišiI can't wait to read what you think of it. As I have the book I might save it for then :) Thanks Heidi :)
OdgovoriIzbrišiI'd definitely die in a dystopian world, but this is such a great post! Thanks for sharing! :)
OdgovoriIzbrišiYou just need to find enough food and hide! ;) Thanks Keertana :)
IzbrišiThis sounds so unique! I don't usually read dystopians but this sounds really intriguing. Plus, HILARIOUS guest post! I loved it! I'd totally wing out if we were forced to wear pink bunny hats all the time! lol ;p
OdgovoriIzbrišiThanks for sharing, Tanja! :D
~ Maida
Literary Love Affair
With that I agree! No pink bunny hats! :D Thanks Maida :)
IzbrišiHmm...I'm wondering if she falls for this dictator while he's young in 2013. That would put a wrench in the works. Great post! :)
OdgovoriIzbrišiI have got the feeling about that. Thanks Rachel :)
Izbrišiand read books! that would equal heaven in my mind ;)
OdgovoriIzbrišiI read the first book of the Fairy series by the author... Song of Magic series! Yes, that one and gave up on the series. The first book is Fairy Metal Thunder! Nomad has a nice cover and thank you for sharing, Tanja!
OdgovoriIzbrišiSarika @ The Readdicts
I haven't heard of that other series but Nomad seems great! :) Thanks :)
IzbrišiAh, I have a weak memory... I got both the post details and the series name wrong. *facepalm* But great post that was!
IzbrišiAwesome guest post, I'm super excited to read this book! I keep hearing fantastic things about it. I think I'd most want to avoid the surveillance state type of dystopian world, because that Big Brother stuff would make it really hard to ever relax! :-)
OdgovoriIzbrišiYes I keep seeing great reviews and that means I must read it :) I agree. Thanks :)
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